| Babies like to drool. It is not so much as a question of | | | | The staining power of this drool is overwhelming to the |
| liking as it just happens. It is like breathing. You don't | | | | average laundry detergent. Some of these bibs and/or |
| necessarily like it, but it just happens. It is then more | | | | clothing items are permanently stained and therefore |
| accurate to say that babies are droolers. What a | | | | scarred. Some may never be used again. |
| parent should never condone, however, is one that | | | | Although some baby bibs (and burp cloths, too!) are |
| drinks and drools. | | | | irrevocably damaged in such frightful incidents, there is |
| Drinking and drooling should not be compared to the | | | | hope. Baby bibs can be purchased anywhere |
| magnitude of something like drinking and driving, but the | | | | (especially on the internet) and sometimes with names |
| seriousness is the same. Just as a drunk driver is | | | | embroidered on them (personalization). The |
| irresponsible toward his fellow drivers and pedestrians, | | | | consequences of drinking and driving are quite severe; |
| the parent of a drinking drooler is as irresponsible. | | | | the person goes to jail, pays very costly fines, and |
| These menaces to the baby world are responsible for | | | | often someone is dead. The consequences of drinking |
| the soiling and staining of hundreds of baby bibs every | | | | and drooling are not quite as severe, but it might wind |
| month. | | | | up with someone in laundry jail. This is a punishment |
| The drool from these miscreants come in a variety of | | | | which might be considered cruel and unusual. All that |
| colors and variations: yellow (mango juice), orange | | | | laborious work never seems to end. That, however, is |
| (orange juice), and the ever vicious purple (grape juice). | | | | part of the adventure of being a parent. |