| Okay, so you're the lone guy in the office and the | | | | what I'm saying to you is Go Practical! A Diaper |
| estrogen laden majority has demanded that you | | | | Cake is the ultimate answer. You'll still get the amazed |
| attend the latest in a seemingly unending barrage of | | | | stares from your coworkers when you breeze in with |
| Colleague's Baby Showers. Alright now, take a few | | | | a tulle wrapped baby diaper cake and after the |
| deep breaths and dab the perspiration from your brow. | | | | shower is said and done, the new mom can rip it apart |
| We all know the reason for getting invited to a | | | | and make proper use of the diapers and trimmings. |
| shower; you are expected to bring gifts. Surviving a | | | | Piece "a" cake! |
| baby shower and making the women of your office | | | | Finally, to make a long-lasting impression, you might |
| become drop-jawed over your clever and innovative | | | | need to go a little "Magnum, P.I." for this next gift idea, |
| finesse will be a breeze if you just heed one of the | | | | but it will be well worth the extra effort. Investigate |
| three following suggestions. | | | | what the new parents are going to name the little tyke. |
| To stand out at the party, you should bring a baby gift | | | | Then, order a personalized baby gift. New moms will |
| that is so cutting edge, no one has heard of it yet. | | | | gush over the thought you put into the "name thing". |
| Martha Stewart may have heard of it, but the chicks in | | | | My personal favorite is a name plate that is made |
| the cubicles around you haven't, and their gift won't | | | | from metal and wood. I know it sounds rustic, but in the |
| stand a chance compared to yours. This secret is a | | | | "girl world" it is known as shabby chic. So, go for a |
| Baby Clothes Bouquet. At first glance, it looks like you | | | | personalized baby gift [ such as a name plate (no, no |
| brought a huge bouquet of flowers, but the flower | | | | not a vanity license plate) or get a monogrammed |
| buds are actually strategically wrapped baby clothes | | | | baby blanket and bib. So easy! |
| nestled alongside other baby essentials. Perfect! | | | | These three baby gift ideas will surely make you a |
| When it comes time to unwrap the presents, prepare | | | | genuine hit of the party without having to stroll the |
| yourself for all the oohs and ahs over the frilly dresses | | | | aisles of your local baby supply super store with that |
| with ruffley underpants. These are great gifts for baby | | | | dazed and confused look on your face. Go on now; |
| showers, but in reality, they will hang in the closet | | | | you can do it! |
| collecting dust. In a year or so, these outfits will be | | | | Besides, do you really want to be caught in a baby |
| taken out of the "vault", hawked on EBay or are | | | | supply super store? |
| marched down to the local consignment store. SO, | | | | |